Jamal: So yeah, I’ve been watching this erm, I’ve been watching this video on schizophrenia and er – See, I’m only doing this for, er, personal research.
Jack: Yeah sure, no, it’s not like you’re worried that you might have schizophrenia or anything.
Jamal: No, it’s not that type of personal research.
Jack: Haha!
Jamal: It’s for, erm, book wise research.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, no, I totally believe you man.
Jamal: Yeah, I don’t have schizophrenia.
Jack: You sure now?
Jamal: I might have double personality disorder or er –
Jack: And, like, mild insanity.
Jamal: Sociopathicness possibly.
Jack: Sociopathicness!
Jamal: I do not have, er, schizophrenia.
Jack: Yeah ok, yeah, you probably don’t have schizophrenia but you probably do have all manor of other things.
Jamal: Ok, I’m gonna, I’m gonna sh- I’m gonna tell you the list of, er, of things that you, like, schizophrenic people have. It’s just coming up in a minute… Three… Oh! There we go, loss of contact with reality. So that basically means that I, you know, hallucinating things, I’m forgetting things, I know not where I am, I’m in a different place.
Jack: Yeah I think –
Jamal: Psychotic symptoms.
Jack: Yeah, yeah, I think that matches you pretty well.
Jamal: Erm, Disor, er, blugh! Disorganized think and speech so, you know, slurred speech, I might say random words in random times for no apparent reason –
Jack: Oh my God, Elliott! GG.
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